Today, via Twitter, on the Nintendo Twitter feed, we were given first glimpses of the forthcoming Mario film via the movie poster, and an official release date for the trailer’s release in addition to… what’s the matter… is there something wrong with Mario’s stomach?
The Nintendo Mario movie has earned some recognition due to the massive, A-list actors they’ve brought together to voice the video game adaptation. Chris Pratt as Mario, Anya Taylor Joy as Princess Peach, Jack Black as Bowser, Charlie Day as Luigi, Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong Fred Armisen is Cranky Kong and Keegan Michael Key is Toad.
What’s happening What’s going on? What is the reason actors are being forced to endure this? The poster suggests as if the movie is going to be an old-fashioned Mario platform game, so I don’t think they’re going to deviate from the original. Seriously, for the reverence of all things holy, what’s happening with the rendering of Mario’s tummy? What is the reason his butt looks so swollen? I’m cursed. The poster I’m looking at is cursed. I’m a lesser person because I have been looking at it this long.
The trailer will be released on the 6th of October at 4:05 pm Eastern Time (or 21:05 UK time) in the Nintendo’s presentation on the day of New York Comic-Con. The film can be seen in 2023 but only if no God in the world.